Blue scoots

Bad bad bad diarrhea

Ma'am please pray for me. I've had the blue scoots for a couple months now.

by Hjenkin June 21, 2016

Blue balls!

The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.

Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!

by MonkePuggy February 28, 2024

Blue alert

Hype sensitivity of minorities to police presence, such as changing behaviors even though they are not doing anything wrong. For example, a motorist slowing down at the sight of a police car when s/he was not speeding in the first place.

I got the knot on my head from riding with Tyrone experiencing a blue alert.

by Hutchmark April 21, 2020

blue balls

gay ass retard monkey with large head and small body

Blue balls is being held hostage

by blueballshater100 March 12, 2023

New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad

Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese

by Jakethesnake16 October 3, 2017

chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.

Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!

by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017

Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax.

Why can't I find "Blue Anon" on Urban Dictionary?

by UrbanNC March 7, 2021