There’s John maloney
by Ggghhhgfddgjkwowk November 22, 2021
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.
by Rosary girls August 28, 2017
Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024
When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you
by Liblabber November 03, 2018
by IrishBridgy July 14, 2022
A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.
by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022