otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him

he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john

by john245boss March 1, 2019

John

A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.

"Ugh, quit being such a John."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

john clarkson

A cuntish pedophile!

What a John clarkson

by 199312355678910 January 13, 2018

Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.

Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.

by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025

Big John

Someone who parties with perkys

Once I heard that big John took a perky but fell down immediately

by John king1 February 11, 2019

John f Kennedy

Very open minded guy

Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod

by The warm side of a pillow December 19, 2022

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017