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Zest King 

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.
Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.
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far king hell 

What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.

Danny King 

A angry 4'5 chink. Renowned for his tiny penis and his love of 9 year olds. Constantly beaten in everything by his fellow chink chen.
Oh gee I hate that chink Danny King
Danny King by KoalasBest May 28, 2023

rat king 

Whenever a group of 3-30 rats ends up getting their tails tangled together, forming a knot. This will cause the rats to stay stuck and be unable to move.
As I was walking down the sewer preparing for clean up, I saw a rat king at one of the corners.
rat king by Pannwinner1 June 3, 2023

Rat king 

Hitting off of multiple dab pens/carts at once
Bro jack is the total Rat king, He got high as hell
Rat king by Sskailyn June 25, 2023

H Kingdom 

The term 'H kingdom' falls into the the category of the 'HRNJ Theory' (mostly used term in games like ROBLOX, Valorant, etc.) H Kingdom describes a type of group in a game where bunch of people have similar mindsets that are based on the balance of the game. Kingdomers also worship GigaChad and are striving to get to a level higher as GigaChad. When Kingdomers experience something very R infront of them, (R in this case means hurtful but R stands for the 'R Empire' and R emperors attack & oppose the H Kingdom.) they tend to automatically and unstoppably visualize gigachad appearing right behind them to decide their fate. Kingdomers may get another chance, but if they do not, they fall into the dark void and work as a trucker driver in real life to increase Kingdom reputation till they can finally become a fellow kingdomer once again. Make sure to arm pump the truck drivers you see outside! They might be one of the H's/Kingdomers.
Your a fellow H kingdomer, just like me! :)
H Kingdom by Emperor0001 June 25, 2023

Banana king 

Charlie is the banana king
(phrase 'banana king' directly inspired by the series Charlie the Unicorn by FilmCow)
You're the banana king charrrrrlllllliiiiiiiieeeeeeee
Banana king by A-Kitty July 2, 2023