Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

by Chillosophy October 4, 2017

Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.

If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.

by Spike the nail driver October 11, 2017

Bubba’s bear

A nickname creative enough to be used on your partner. Such as their lovey nickname.

Girl: Bubba’s bear!
Guy: that’s me

by SaltyDinosaurs November 6, 2017

cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

by Pousquella April 20, 2018

Smelly Gummy Bear

The act of vaping fruit scented vape into a woman's butthole and making her fart in your face.

Jenny and I have matured as a couple. Last night she gave me a smelly gummy bear.

by Unicornpoo22 April 21, 2018

Fudge the bear

Fudging the bear is when you chillax after a long hard day at work. Taking a deep breath and letting your body go limp... Just really letting it all go! Nirvana.

After a long day of hard work I just wanted to get home and fudge the bear.

by Fudge the Bear January 8, 2018

doot doot bear

cute
fluffy
sometimes aggressive

DOOT DOOT BEAR DONT CHEW ON THE CURTAINS

by dotdotthetatertot May 2, 2018