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Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
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Grave hand

That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.
When I cuddle my girlfriend I get grave hand.
by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016
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Dream Hands Dance

A viral video of a man named John Jacobson doing choreography for together we sing. The video has had over one million views and hundreds of people have remixed it.
“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”

“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”

“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019
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caught yellow-handed

When you're exposed cheating by the band Coldplay, the creators of the hit single "Yellow," at one of their concerts.
On July 16th 2025, at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts, Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot were caught yellow-handed by the band.
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HELPING HAND

When you are fucking someone and she, he, or you decide to give manual stimulation directly to their genitals to help them orgasm. e. g a reach around during sodomy
My lover usually pegs me on my back on the kitchen table so that she can give me a helping hand to force me to climax.
by pegn May 18, 2025
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Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
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hands turn

Im 33 and I haven't done a hands turn since I left school.
by Limbodancer November 5, 2018
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