The Carpenter Effect

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.
"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"
by DuckmanThesecond July 09, 2013
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Tate Effect

When an individual is attacked by the establishment, Typically in fraudulent and dishonest ways that ultimately makes that individual more influential and supported. as a figure-head against a corrupt agenda.
Typically originating from the revealing nature of the character attacks being used. as false fraudulent, and otherwise untrue.
"Russel Brand is allegedly a sexual predator"
"That's bullshit mate. Watch the Tate Effect occur"
by Justice4Allbut1 September 17, 2023
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The Grandfather Effect

An term made by me at 3 am looking at minutephysics video about the grandfather "paradox"

The Grandfather Paradox is when you go back in time and kill your grandfather but since your grandpa is dead, you cant go back in time since.. u know... you dont exist. But since you dont exist your grandpa exists which means YOU exist but then you go back in time and kill your grandpa, and it keeps going on forever.

But in minutephysics video he talks about how it´s NOT an paradox (cant have links sorry)
Me: Have you heard of The Grandfather Effect?

Friend: No. What´s that?

Me: The definition is: If an action makes that action impossible, that action is both possible, and impossible. - Me 2020, it is kinda like Schrödinger's cat.

Friend: Ok, i understand now.
by a depressed monkey January 10, 2020
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The Jonatan Effect

much like a virus or a parasite, this effect gives aids like symptoms to everyone in a quarter mile radius as well as severe depression
tommy: d'you hear what happened to earl?

mike: yeah, hes only got so long to live now that he has the jonatan effect
by kdsrches March 03, 2023
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