shit gremlin

A small, troll-like creature that lives in a state of clutter or garbage - otherwise known as a shit gremlin.

"Just because you're a little shit gremlin and like to live in the dark all the time, doesn't mean everyone else feels the same way."

by kingofchips April 17, 2017

Shit disaster

The toilet initially is clogged up with toilet paper and shit. The victim then attempts to flush it again , with the toilet still being clogged, the shit and toilet paper rises further towards the top of the toilet. The victim then begins to panic and takes out the toilet brush from next to the toilet and attempts to push the shit and toilet paper down with it. This doesn't work and there is now shit on the brush as well. The victim then tries to hide the shit covered brush by putting it back into its case with shit still all over it . The victim then does a quick prayer, closes the lid of the toilet and flushes it again. If lucky, the shit and toilet paper will go down, if not, it will begin to come out of the toilet and create a shit tsunami within the house. If the contents went down with the flush, the victim then pulls their pants up and leaves the toilet as if nothing happened, trying to forget the shit disaster they just experienced.

Mum: "Hey Tom is the toilet clean? The guests will be here soon".

Tom: "I doubt it, I just had a shit disaster".

Mum: " Oh not again, you had one last week".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

shit that yet

"Shit that yet" is a phrase used when flirting with an elderly person and you are wishing to inquire about their adult diaper.

Hey Granny, how's your night goin? Nice diaper, shit that yet?

by MyInternetNameIsRon April 26, 2017

shit slapper

A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.

G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

Shit Screaming

Shit Screaming is screaming while pooping because pooping hurts you.

Nobody likes receiving a video of their grandma Shit Screaming. Give the poor gal some pepto!

by Kimmantha September 3, 2017

shit fries

The stinky ass kid in your Chem class that always mouths weird things to you like "help me" and stairs at you until you notice then does a weird ass gesture

"YO SHIT FRIES GIVE ME A PENCIL"

by Shit fries September 7, 2017

Rocket Shit

Rocket shit is When you have to take A really fast shit When you are going somewhere!

Or It's just A term that u shit fast

Person 1: we have to go, hurry!

Person 2: Yes i just need to take A Rocket shit

by Slowshitter September 15, 2017