jism monkey 

The Spawn of Mr Lassman

That kid of Ed's is a right Jism Monkey

jism monkey by Mr Jiz February 18, 2005

Monkey Paw 

When you when you're fisting a chick in the ass and she shits in your hand. You proceeded to take the shit and throw it at her like a monkey.

I showed her my affection towards her by giving her a steamy monkey paw

Monkey Paw by Oprah's moustache August 7, 2012

monkey crunk 

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey

Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.

monkey crunk by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004

monkey metal 

Plastic that has been coated in a metallic coating to make it look like it's made of metal.

WTF, this isn't metallic, it's monkey metal. *flicks object to prove it's not metallic*

monkey metal by David Kuling May 9, 2007

Monkey ass

The chapped ass you get after sweating all day be it at work or in gym.

"Man I've got hella monkey ass"

Monkey ass by gabstrodamus May 13, 2014

Porch Monkey 

1. A biker who enjoys hanging out on the porch with friends.
Race doesn't even come into play
This term has been negative for too long and can be better used for good rather than hate in this day and age.

2. "Saint Paul Porch Monkeys" is a motorcycle club in Saint Paul MN consisting of riders of any race. The "clubhouse" is situated on a porch and thus the name. The " Monkey" moniker is coined from the nickname of a rider in a motorcycle sidecar who must climb over and around the sidecar in order to keep the rig from tipping under heavy cornering.

"That Porch Monkey really kept the chair on the ground today during the Isle of Man TT race".

Porch Monkey by drdusty007 August 14, 2009

share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children

Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids

share the fucking monkey by jose Smose June 24, 2007