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John Anthony

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.
by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021
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John Forsaken

Hey is that Shedletsky, John Forsaken?!?!?!? I wanna play forsaken with him!!!!
by Makar4ik August 2, 2025
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John

A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.
"Ugh, quit being such a John."
by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025
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Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.
Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025
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Long john

A very very long sausage

If you know what I mean
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I have a long long john
by Big chungus December 28, 2018
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john wesley brown

The greatest friend you will ever have. That loves hard gives all and is great in bed.
John wesley Brown is a champion in the bedroom.
by Westipherbrown December 18, 2016
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