by Big willz March 11, 2019
Get the flat hand rubmug. "Woah dude...Yknow what totally, like, bogus?? Hands..."
"Woah bro"
"Please guys its 4 in the morning, go to sleep"
"Woah bro"
"Please guys its 4 in the morning, go to sleep"
by luckyliquid September 29, 2023
Get the Handmug. When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
Get the left-handed turkey sandwichmug. An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
Get the amish hand jobmug. by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024
Get the hand dryermug. when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.
by allnighter23 August 22, 2016
Get the hand jobmug. After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020
Get the Hand Butt Hot Rodmug.