Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Charcoal cum

Black mans semen

Man, I love charcoal cum

by Geewilly April 17, 2017

Fist Cum

When one person knuckles another.

James fist cummed Nicole after she called him Big Daddy.

by Gemini2017 April 17, 2017

whore cum

The cum a prostitute pushes out her vaginal or anus; usually a variety of several man's cum after a hard Day's work.

Damn Sally " it's really hard to push all this whore cum out of my ass"!!!

by Dakota Steven Castleberry April 21, 2017

Cum dumpster

Someone who enjoys cum a lot or maybe enjoys cum a little to much.

Guy 1:Did you know Sarah was a cum dumpster?
Guy 2: No I didn't but that's cool .

by D1dupre April 24, 2017

Cum-gum

The act of giving a blowjob with gum in ones mouth then preceding such blowjob the gum absorbs the semen from said blowjob.

After I gave frank a blowjob I had a huge wad of cum-gum

by dbex98 May 25, 2017

cum sweater

You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep

Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!

by Jahjahrastamonskeededweedlebop May 27, 2017