Licky hands

When one of a certain genre has palms that have the moisture of a camel and one uses their tongue to lick the area of ones hand

Rory had hands and he licked them so therefore he had licky hands

by Joelthebeast13345 March 12, 2021

Bird Hand

A gesture unconsciously used by women to make people listen, mostly men, without any question. It's like the Italian hand gesture but pointed forward like pecking the receiver. It's the last stage before clapping while speaking when she's on the verge of frustration.

Person 1: "This woman in the video who talks about what men should do sure do a lot of that hand gesture."
Person 2: "What gesture? Oh, the bird hand?"
Person 1: "The bird hand?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's like a pecking gesture to force someone to listen to her ridiculous opinions without question. It's like being henpecked."

by PaWokesAreTheWorst June 25, 2025

hand paste

Another term for a man's demon seed.

After I finish masturbating, I play with the hand paste and make myself sticky.

by backdrft76 October 20, 2013

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022

Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

by kieronthKid January 13, 2021

Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.

"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."

by blobygook May 23, 2013