right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!

john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010

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Fart face

A fart face is typically someone who is an unkind or rude person. They’re names can consist of, Cameron, Cole, and Anthony.

Person 1: that guy is a fart face
Person 2: who is?
Person 1: Cole

by Hotmoms August 11, 2021

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papus fart

another word for queef

bro let out the WORST papus fart the other day… that shit smelled like fish.

by mrs doofenshmirtz April 19, 2023

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Fart out

Air released from the mouth in the shape of "creative words" but actually not saying anything and won't add anything to the context. Usually happens in work meetings

In a meeting ...

A: the work load coming from this project doesn't make sense considering the expected outcome

B: The sun shines from the east every morning....
A: What a fart out! What do you think we should do?

by arabinaus March 30, 2022

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