Grief-shit

A moment where you are so grief stricken that you physically shit yourself.

"Bro, your mum stinks!"
"My dad just filed for divorce. I think she just did a grief-shit"
"Word"

by Mike Danger Williams December 23, 2017

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Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.

I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.

by Shaymer December 26, 2017

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Shit Sympathy

Pity; shitty sympathy that shouldn't be taken as real sympathy.

Dude, you don't even deserve my shit sympathy!

by SydTheNot-SoCoolKid April 23, 2018

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shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.

Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"

by BearJew70 January 11, 2018

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shit gremlin

A small, troll-like creature that lives in a state of clutter or garbage - otherwise known as a shit gremlin.

"Just because you're a little shit gremlin and like to live in the dark all the time, doesn't mean everyone else feels the same way."

by kingofchips April 17, 2017

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The toilet initially is clogged up with toilet paper and shit. The victim then attempts to flush it again , with the toilet still being clogged, the shit and toilet paper rises further towards the top of the toilet. The victim then begins to panic and takes out the toilet brush from next to the toilet and attempts to push the shit and toilet paper down with it. This doesn't work and there is now shit on the brush as well. The victim then tries to hide the shit covered brush by putting it back into its case with shit still all over it . The victim then does a quick prayer, closes the lid of the toilet and flushes it again. If lucky, the shit and toilet paper will go down, if not, it will begin to come out of the toilet and create a shit tsunami within the house. If the contents went down with the flush, the victim then pulls their pants up and leaves the toilet as if nothing happened, trying to forget the shit disaster they just experienced.

Mum: "Hey Tom is the toilet clean? The guests will be here soon".

Tom: "I doubt it, I just had a shit disaster".

Mum: " Oh not again, you had one last week".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

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