Christmas Kiddie 

Someone who is very bad at something, and is assumed to have only had the game or device since the previous Christmas.

In skill, similar to a garbo lobster or a bad kid.

Pro: Wow, Christmas Kiddie. What color wrapping paper was your Xbox wrapped up in?

Christmas Kiddie by AlfabetSoop June 27, 2007

merch kids 

Kids that only wear merch from some alternative concert they went to over the previous weekend. Most of the time they are just fangirls or fanboys. They think that their taste in music is better than everyone's else or they want to seem "unique" by wearing merch. Not always scene kids, most of the time they're just douches that think they are cool.

However, sometimes they are actually very nice people that accept all forms of music and wear merch to say "I like this band, if you don't that's cool with me."

I walked into some merch kid at the mall the other day, she was wearing a "Sing It Loud" shirt and a bracelet that said "The Maine". She saw that I was wearing a Iron Maiden shirt and I expected to be attacked with criticism but instead she actually complemented my taste in music and kept walking. Maybe some merch kids really aren't that bad.

merch kids by ThatNiceMerchKid September 7, 2009

krundi kids 

Rave subculture with kids wearing jeans and a red champion hoodie. Mostly nostalgic about the 90's underground rave scene.

"Hey you are one of those Krundi kids, right? Can you hum your latest hit?"
"Dududuududuuu duuu, it's gonna be released next friday"

krundi kids by Triffd November 20, 2013

hi kids 

Used as a creepy way to greet kids if your a hobo or creep

(Hobo) hi kids!!!
(Kids) mommy!!!
(Hobo) I like where this is going hehe

hi kids by Epictailz January 24, 2017

No kidding Einstein 

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.

person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.

No kidding Einstein by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018

uber kidnaps 

a wonderful uber service that is set out to find whomever you choose.

the uber service will then proceed to kidnap this person and take them to a foreign country where they do not speak the language.

person 1: haha u suck!
person 2: *sends out uber kidnaps*
person 1: is lost in unknown country far far away.

uber kidnaps by mili geo bot and you July 9, 2018

Playground Kiddie 

This is a kid in a game of fortnite battle royale that thinks he's in playground and builds 5 star hotels on each person he encounters.

Oh gosh i'm going up against a playground kiddie.

Playground Kiddie by TTV DrMoe November 10, 2018