The Black Hand of Sauron

The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.

“You cannot escape us.”
-THE BLACK HAND OF SAURON.

by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021

Right hand bish

The best friend/primary assistant of the most important bish.

Thank Christ my right hand bish Ahsanti was there to get me out of that situation.

by #copilotstrong November 26, 2017

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 16, 2013

Washing hands

Old people having sex

Are they still washing hands.

by GreenLife23 April 27, 2010

washing hands

Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom

-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...

by CoolcidProd November 09, 2017

Zombie Hand

When a girl kisses your hand and you decide you never want to wash it again after that. So her kiss stays on your hand as well as the bacteria from her lips making your hand a “Zombie Hand”.

That teen boy’s crush kissed his hand the other day he said he never wants to wash that hand again after she kissed his hand so now he has a “Zombie Hand”.

by Vielee August 28, 2023

look ma no hands

what oedipus said while giving his mother (jocasta) backshots

*backshots* “look ma no hands”

by guzz1r January 08, 2025