A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
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Get the trump mug.Trump is a dumbo with no hair and a fake wig. Trump is an inbred and cousin to the Lorax but more ugly. Also if you squeeze him he makes orange juice. Bro ate too many carrots that he became one. also loves (romantically) Elon and Kim and Putin!
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Get the Trump-pegged mug.When people are so obsessed with trump that they ignore any and all evidence provided to them unless it comes from his mouth.
"Sharon believes her son, Tyler's autism is caused by paracetamol/acetaminophen/tylenol. She believes this because she has Trump Derangement Syndrome. "
"Kenny thinks Renée Good was a domestic terrorist because he has Trump Derangement Syndrome"
"Kenny thinks Renée Good was a domestic terrorist because he has Trump Derangement Syndrome"
by Autisticasf January 24, 2026
Get the Trump Derangement Syndrome mug.A severe personality disorder that Trump supporters suffer from, which disables their critical-thinking abilities, dulls the anterior insular cortex (the brain's empathy and self-awareness center) and leads to an uncomfortable state of chronic cognitive dissonance. Once an individual fuses their personal identity with former reality TV figure Donald Trump they develop an inexplicable compulsion to defend him with religious fervor, even when his actions go against their previous values.
Rather than admit they were misguided and gullible to be so regularly conned by him, the disorder causes the individual to double down rather than to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
Rather than admit they were misguided and gullible to be so regularly conned by him, the disorder causes the individual to double down rather than to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
“My aunt has terrible Trump Derangement Syndrome. She said she was voting for Trump because he was the “anti-war” president who was going to release the Epstein Files. Now that Trump said he doesn’t care about the files, she has convinced herself he’s just using reverse psychology to get the liberals riled up enough to also demand their release. She won’t just admit she was conned into voting for him.”
by J.N. January 24, 2026
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