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shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.
Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.
by Dfrenchpirate March 11, 2016
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Internet Shit

When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.
democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
by blackstookmybike June 17, 2012
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scotty's shits

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.
"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."
by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013
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bog shit

Taking a REALLY nasty dump that makes you feel like you've placed yourself in the middle of a disgusting, steamy bog. A truly record-breaking shit that you will probably never be able to pull off again. No amount of doors can be opened to air the place out. You're just gonna have to ride this one out.
2: What's that smell?
1: Sorry, took a bog shit the other day.
by RektSkrubs December 2, 2021
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Fattest Shit

When you have literaly been needing to shit and it comes out so fast and the peice of shit/turd is so big.
"Boy, when I got home last night, trust me, I had to take the fattest shit ever.
by Anonymous439227 December 19, 2022
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A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"
by hdhitch October 20, 2020
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shitting chairs

Shitting chairs (or shitting blank) is a new phrase circulating on TikTok that is used to laugh at something, mock something and more. There's no deep meaning to this phrase and as to why it's called this but it may be related to the "TikTok inside joke" that revolves around using the chair emoji (🪑) as a laughing emoji.
*funny tiktok*
some comment: IM SHITTING CHAIRS BAHAHAHA
by unknownuser77 October 10, 2021
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