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Winter Weakness Syndrome

ˈwintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

3. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

2. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Ben: "Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman."

Kris: "Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again."

Ben: "Well, at least it's finally summer."
by HurleySurfer618 December 18, 2012
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purple link syndrome

The results (purple links i.e. already visited) that google shows after searching up for something without finding it, and you look for it yet one more time!

short: PLS
software developer 1: can't find the solution to XYZ problem
software developer 2: did you check on google ?
software developer 3: so much that i have a purple link syndrome now !
by r_king July 21, 2014
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Comfy-Sleeper Syndrome

A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)
Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!
by Yooey-Man April 8, 2015
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Burnt mouth syndrome

When a kid of a under-puberty status won't shut the hell up with all his cursing cause he thinks he sounds cool.
Jimmy: Fuck you mang, i am gonna go tell my mommy you cunt sucking whoooooore.

Me: Seriously kid, you are too young to even be playing GTA. Get over your burnt mouth syndrome
by Pizzaralley September 11, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Chronic-mong-syndrome

my youtube channel name and a strange way to clamp people :P
Guy1: hey your a gimp
Guy2 (me) : well you have chronic-mong-syndrome
Guy1:..wtf
by i is raj cunt June 9, 2011
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post jacks syndrome

Post jacks syndrome is a disease that is common after jacks teen evolution.It’s highly contagious among roscommon teenagers from ages 14-16.
Symptom’s include:

flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover

tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness

slight depression

In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
Yeah lad i’ve some mad post jacks syndrome after last night
by daniel o donnell April 17, 2022
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