by mantis422 May 13, 2016
Get the Frog eyesmug. Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“
Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“
Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“
Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“
Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“
Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
by Samsa559 July 9, 2025
Get the One Eye Witnessmug. Eye shape which is longer in width than length in nature,people with almond eyes tend to have part of their iris covered on both sides of each eye,whereas people with doe eyes have white below/above their iris
“I have almond eyes,because they are shaped like almonds,but she has doe eyes because they are wide and resemble that of a does eyes”
by hesse July 17, 2022
Get the Almond eyesmug. Used when a random fat guy sits beside you in a cafeteria and his fat meat frequently hits you and makes you rage.
Josh: My gosh why does his fat meat keep hitting me:
Kim Jong Un: Just give him the bitch-eye man, just bitch-eye him.
Kim Jong Un: Just give him the bitch-eye man, just bitch-eye him.
by Espirago May 5, 2021
Get the Bitch-eyemug. A Guyanese/West Indian idiom describing when someone is blatantly rude. The rude person is so offensive, it is as if they do not believe the other person has any sense or ability to retaliate.
Also works in forms like "eyes passed you"/"eyes passed me"/"eyes passed them" etc.
Also works in forms like "eyes passed you"/"eyes passed me"/"eyes passed them" etc.
In the midst of gasoline companies being accused of price gouging and profiteering with gas being $5-$9 per gallon, the chief financial officer of BP says, "Certainly, it's possible that we're getting more cash than we know what to do with."
Man, these guys have their eyes passed people. They must not remember Kazakhstan.
Wu-Tang Clan Knuckleheadz intro
Man, these guys have their eyes passed people. They must not remember Kazakhstan.
Wu-Tang Clan Knuckleheadz intro
by Tesuji June 13, 2022
Get the Eyes passed peoplemug. When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.
by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011
Get the semen eyesmug. Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019
Get the Fake eye rollmug.