1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
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Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
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Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
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Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
Get the He's a friend of Kevin's mug.guy1- hey what do you do for a living
guy2- i play fortnite and live in my moms basement
guy1- just say you have no friends lest be honest be honest
guy2- i play fortnite and live in my moms basement
guy1- just say you have no friends lest be honest be honest
by random guy7464 February 11, 2022
Get the no friends mug.To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.
Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.
by bmazz88 June 9, 2011
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Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011
Get the tampon friend mug.1. If u have a friend in real life that you also play online games or do shit together on the internet with not just Skype calls or text
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with
1. Miyu and I are both online and offline friends therefore were universal friends.
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."
by Tomatoblast March 28, 2016
Get the Universal Friends mug.The people you choose to spend an amazing summer with. They listen to you and are always there, no matter what the distance is. Each summer you come back together and start right back where you left.
by campie4eva August 12, 2019
Get the Camp Friends mug.A trope used majorly in pop culture, often used to depict something that had no value or meaningful outcome to it. The origin of this trope is unknown.
by Post Boleyn March 30, 2024
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