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rectal fart 

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time
person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"
rectal fart by the true meme boi January 6, 2021
Related Words

Wet Fart 

When you think you're gonna fart, but you end up 'farting' out massive amounts of diarrhea.
Oh Dude! Dave had a MASSIVE wet fart at the party yesterday! It got all over the floor!

ratatatatatat fart 

A fart that makes a rattatatatatatatatatatattatataatat sound like machine gun fart.
Bruh he ratatatatatat farted ewwwwww!
Yeah i know!

Cheap fart 

Vague smelling fart, giving no effort.
It smells like a cheap fart up in here.
Cheap fart by Brittney Morgan January 22, 2021

Date Fart 

When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1

Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there

Paul: Dang dude

Example 2

Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go

Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting

Martha: What’d ya do

Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow

Martha: Wow
Date Fart by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"
poon fart by anonymous January 27, 2021