Synthetic Jack Black

The purest substance on Earth. Will take you from the decking to the beach in 3 seconds flat!

“Hey dude you got the *good stuff*?”
“Yeah dude. I got the *synthetic jack black”
“Ohhh yeah dude bowel cancer time!”

by Kidslayer69 January 12, 2020

black diamond course

A task that is extremely difficult, or requiring incredible amounts of skill or luck. The term comes from the name of a difficulty rating in downhill skiing.

Tim: How's the new code for the project coming?
Bob: Christ, man, it's a black diamond course. I think this part was coded by monkeys!

Playing quake while drunk is a real black diamond course.

by doomcup September 21, 2009

black stage pass

When a white (Caucasian) person is friends with a black (African-American) person, and is able to do things, go to events, etc. in that person's company that he or she would be unable to do alone or with other white people.

Being able to refer to each other as "nigga" or "cracker" is an example of getting a black stage pass. Another example would a white person being able to get into the Apollo Theater or perhaps a spot on Soul Train.

by ohmygoditsmimi April 4, 2010

All Blacked Out

All Blacked Out (ABO) is when something or someone is completely "dressed" in all black.

Examples:

1- A person is wearing black shoes, socks, pants, shirt, jacket, hat, etc.
2- A car is painted all black with black rims and dark tint- maybe blacked out headlights/taillights
*Another meaning for All Blacked Out is when you overdose on drugs/alcohol/love/etc. and it makes you black out

I pulled up in my All Blacked Out car, and I was dressed in ABO style from head-to-toe.

by Abeeo May 17, 2018

Black Hawk Down

When a group of black males witnesses one of their own drop for any number of reasons. Be it they get knocked out, trip and fall, can't handle their alcohol and tip over, or if they are dancing and their hubris gets the better of them causing them to trip themselves up.

The level and intensity of the call out is based on the circumstances of them falling and how hard they hit the ground.

As Jamal was dancing with his bride at his wedding, he tried to pull off a move he saw in a movie. As he fell he knocked over his bride and mother in law. Before laughing Brian hollered "BLACK HAWK DOWN" to get the parties attention to Jamal's epic fail.

by Blackest Dragon January 13, 2015

Curse of the Black Baby

A baby doll that is black. "CURSE OF THE BLACK BABY" is written on the stomach with warning on it's back saying, "If you don't pass on the baby within 5 days muahaha...it will eat your soul!!!

Black baby has been spotted in the Northwest region of Washington, but Black Baby has been known to appear without warning in lands far away, even the Netherlands and Hawaiian Islands.

Jill Sc... said "One day I was getting into my VW Bug and in the back seat was a black babydoll just sitting there with a seatbelt on. There was a warning that if I didn't pass Black Baby on it would eat my soul"!! This was really scary since my Grandma Jean had told me a story about the cursed baby when I was little" " I survived the Curse of the Black Baby" Pass it on if you know what's good for you!!!! This is some freaky sh@*#t!!!

by High Priestess Geniva November 29, 2011

Black Hole Sun

Well this is easy. It’s about how Chris Cornell wishes all of the worthless people in the 1990s society would be killed off.

Won’t you come and wash away the rain? (people)

He’s basically hoping for a natural disaster to come and wash away all of the dirty wicked and immoral people that now roam the Earth. Typical ironic 1990s song about being disillusioned.

Black Hole Sun is about Misanthropy and wishing everybody would die off and go away forever! There’s like irony and sarcasm oozing out of every line!! That’s like, sooo fucking grunge. 👍

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 10, 2021