Poop Back

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.

She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on

by idiot99 June 20, 2019

Poop

Gods weirdest most beautiful creation.

POOP

by Samzino November 18, 2018

Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017

Poop

Is the word that every 7 year old will laugh at. Also used as an insult my children.

Max : Ryan is a poop.
Ryan : But I am Ryan.
Max : Shut up Ryan.

by HazyCrazyDaisy December 25, 2020

poop like a sparrow

When someone eats a lot, but doesn’t put on weight . It is said that they must “poop like a sparrow .” Insinuating they must go number two a lot .

Q-Nicole eats so much food .how is she not obese .

A- she must Poop like a sparrow .

by The Bird watcher April 6, 2021

poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity

David gave me a poop hoover last night

by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024

poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024