November 8

national grab your girlfriends ass while you guys are kissing

boyfriend : hey babe its november 8
girlfriend : ooo ok

by fruitisnackyo November 5, 2021

November 16

November 16 is national give your girlfriend your hoodie day

November 16 is give her your hoodie

by Dxddy dali November 15, 2021

No Nut November

In November, try not to eat nuts, like peanuts and hazelnuts.

I can't eat peanut M&M's too? Aw man, No Nut November is the worst!

by MrLoser74 December 8, 2022

November 15

National Keep The Pencil You Stole From Your Friend Yesterday

Me: *Takes pencil*
Friend: Hey! Give me back my Pencil
Me: No
*Next day*
Friend: Are you gonna give me back my Pencil?
Me: No, it's November 15

by TeoTeo813 November 15, 2022

November 14

National buy your daughter a blonde wig with bangs day!!!🥳🥳🥳

“Dad, it’s November 14”

“Okay, and??”

“So you have to buy me this” * shows blonde wig with bangs

“Ugh okay”

by buy it Steven buy it now November 14, 2021

November 12th

12th of November is national don't sleep day you are not allowed to sleep until everyone else in your house is awake

Borris: hey I'm gonna go to sleep now
Dave: no.
Borris: Why not?
Dave: because it's November 12th

by Jesus has cheese November 12, 2019

November 11th

Give a girl a hickey day

Ali: Josey, it’s November 11th

Josey: 🤭

by besoserious November 10, 2022