the ass of life

When a woman has the most amazing ass one has ever seen. A super duper, Grade A Premium, tight, perky ass

Have you seen Sally? Hell yeah I have! Sally's a goddess and has the ass of life!

by Robert Burk August 01, 2017

Hawkward Life

Life at SUNY New Paltz.
which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.

Meagan: Yo. The other day I saw some kid making alien noises.
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!

by ARACNAPHOD November 09, 2011

Jaws of Life

When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.

The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.

by expectations exceeded November 28, 2017

Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.

The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!

by expectations exceeded November 28, 2017

Jaws of Life

The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.

"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."

by salmon_eggs August 22, 2024

Life Formula

Cool seasonal event in my singing monsters

"i cant wait for Life Formula!"

by Rxplanation April 05, 2023

quarter life crisis

When you are 20 and trying to figure out what to do with your life.

Happy 20th birthday. welcome to your quarter life crisis.

by stejskal October 02, 2023