Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.
by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014
by yhui33 February 07, 2019
N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 04, 2019
A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.
by The O Dizzle June 24, 2010
by Shbam222 December 03, 2021
Enumclaw, Washington! Filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion.
by Lamb Hailer February 27, 2022
when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them
Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
by chunkyturk August 25, 2009