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Friendcar'd 

1. Despite treating your car oh so well, bathing it, regular oil changes, filling up the tires, avoiding the potholes - it still demands so much from you and uses you until you finally realize that you've been Friendcar'd. But you can't leave. Because you're a nice person.

2. Combination of the words "Friendzone" and "Car"
Ex. 1: "Dude, this car sucks up so much of my money. I give it so much love and affection but I still can't get it to run properly. I've been Friendcar'd."

Ex. 2: Samantha: "Oh my gosh Becky, I did that duckface thing, signed up for Snapchat, showed some cleavage but that car still doesn't run properly. I've been Friendcar'd".

Becky: "Are you sure you're talking about a car? I'm almost 75% positive cars don't run on boobs."
Friendcar'd by Schwinn1008 June 9, 2013
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friend creep 

When an ex or current partner begins adding your social media friends to their account without your knowledge.
Lori is again on her mission of friend creep. This past week she has added 10 of my friends on different social media sites.
friend creep by Mr. Creston August 31, 2013
(Noun)

A good friend is a person who knows your best stories, your best friend has lived them with you. A friend is a person who you are attached to. They will always be there for you, no matter the situation. A friend will help you, even when they dont know how to help. Beware of fake friends, they will destroy you, see enemies. A friend is pretty much someone you can't live without.

Thanks Derek, for being the truly awesomely friend of all.
Mom: We have to go to South Carolina for Christmas, it's the only time we can be together as a whole family

Me: Of course we can't do it without my friend!
Friend by YouAreReadingThisLongName December 25, 2013
Something I don't have
I laughed when I was asked who my closest "friend" was.
Friend by williamjamessidis May 16, 2014
The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.
I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.
Friend by Joe dirty May 24, 2014

Friend Genda 

When you make plans with your bestie you don't have an agenda but a Friend Genda!
"Ian and Erin make plans to meet during the day so inquire "What's on the Friend Genda?"
Friend Genda by Vodka Milk May 29, 2014

Friend Roofie 

Too add more alcohol to a friend's drink, when they're not looking.
Guys, Anne isn't looking! Friend roofie her drink!
Friend Roofie by Vegasryn September 13, 2014