John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle

I need a John the Tom when I wake up

by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023

john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass

why are you being such a john cummings

by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019

john lau

gay guy but straight

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you

by bro up October 3, 2020

John

John. Is how do I put this retarded.

John:* sends picture of himself *
John: man that guy looks so stupid
Kind:... your so stupid

by Krinsey12 June 2, 2020

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

corey john

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!

He's basically every girls dream guy and more

His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.

you're lucky you found a Corey John

by Islek sregdor May 6, 2017