john ricks

a korean with a koala bear tattoo eating golden eucalyptus and shitting out rainbows

I dropped the tab, now im john ricks'ing it

by latifah35 September 24, 2014

John Tard

Meme

If you see John Tard you know its a meme.

by Tardsfanclub December 15, 2021

john

huge muscles, fat cock

that's john, i wish i was him

by hugewithfourus September 18, 2021

John Mayer spot

The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.

That girl has a great butt. It really accentuates her John Mayer spot.

by jonrules11 April 14, 2024

John

. Fast runner. Ugly. Broke. nickname KBL (king baby leg). A back surgeon, BBO CEO. Marvin best friend auntie baby cousin lil boy Friend. He is a good person. But deep down know’s he aint shit.

Girl i was feeling this one dude he seem to have potential until he start talking and i realized he aint shit. Didnt get his name i think he was a John

by Jrosssy January 31, 2020

john

the meaning of John is a very ugly boy who has a crush on a fugly girl called Victoria who likes white strong boys dick from primary school

jOHN: I love u, Vicky
Victoria: I love u but I like white boys and there dicks two

by johns bruda May 27, 2019

John Rumble

The inventor of the Midwest Rumble Strip, known for its intense damage to the taint while riding on a bicycle. John Rumble has built up a very negative public view after his death due to the use of the despised Rumble Strip. Although congressional attempts to remove to Rumble strip, it’s use gave the Rumble family generational wealth, which has been used to relocate John Rumble’s grave to safety after multiple displays of public indecency directed at his grave had been reported. Most use “John Rumble” and “the Devil” synonymously.

John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa

by ILeftMyTaintInIowa July 28, 2024