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holy cow monkeys

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!
by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011
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Monkey Du Du

A piece of feces from a primate or of that sort which is labeled onto a person with a disgusting and repulsive odor.
Eww what's that Monkey Du Du smell? It's Jimbob he hasn't showered in three years.
by Haxxor1337 January 14, 2009
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Puppy Monkey Baby

A kickstart commercial that became a social trend confusing millions worldwide.
Puppy Monkey Baby terrifies, confuses Super Bowl 50 viewers.
by Anderjoseph September 22, 2016
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Invisble Monkey Slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
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Butt Chug Monkey

A mythical creature which is a cross between a primate and a rageaholic. Consumes alcohol and bananas through its anus.
by XMC7991 September 23, 2016
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dancing show monkey

A act of oral sex when a woman or gay man is sucking your penis and you shake it uncontrollably
Gerald and Pedro are were making dancing show monkey
by fat yummmy dick February 13, 2009
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Monkey Nut Blast

When you nut inside her and its over powered
Oh Shit; I just Monkey Nut blasted all over!
by Jokeynutblast December 13, 2016
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