Brake pad rock

A rock shaped like a vehicle's brake pad

I saw a brake pad rock down by the creek.

by Illogical definition December 21, 2025

Texas rock climbing

Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.

Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

Kid Rock

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc

Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"

by StrokeOnMyLickOnMySuckOnMyCock June 21, 2021

School of Rock

A really underrated movie with rock and laughs. Bro this movie is so good watch it😭😭

AND THE LEGEND OF THE RENT
WAS WAY HARDCORE
I wish i was in the school of rock :’((

by mikan.tsumikii June 22, 2021

2 Rocking

Defecating inside someone to assert dominance.

After he broke His opponents nose he resorted to 2 rocking him

by All Bets Hedged June 29, 2021

Rock and Roll

A Slang term for an action of a drug user hiding their crack (rock) from police or any other untrustworthy individuals.

“Yeah, suspect here who apparently tried to do a Rock and Roll while we were passing by!”

by SuperBaseAce1234 July 8, 2021

Rock Eater

To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:

1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)

2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe

Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa

by Subterra July 9, 2021