Wounded Lama

Extremely slow gawky runner.

As in he has the grace and speed of a WOUNDED LAMA.

by Dink Spacey August 25, 2010

Wet Lampshade

A mentally retarded female who attends a party.

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...

by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010

Giga-lame

When something is so lame that it must be multipled by 1 million.

Becca: I hate Math. Its Lame.

Jake: Yeah, Math is Giga-lame.

by JAKOBE BRYANT January 25, 2011

Limp Lama

The act of putting your penis into the ass of a man or women (whichever you prefer) and having multiple orgasms repeatedly. You Cum so many times so that you actually become limp inside the anus of your partner. Then, once fully limp, vigerously thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes to get a stiffy again. Whenever you pull out there should be a spit back of cum, just like a lama.

Dude, you wouldnt believe how good my Limp Lama was last night.

Hey babe, wanna try the Limp Lama?

I appreciate that Limp Lama we had the other night.

by feelingbored47 June 11, 2011

abby lamprecht

An extremely gorgeous girl with an amazing smile, easily the SEXYEST girl alive. has an amazing body and is sweet, kind, and perfectly amazing in every way.

wow, look at abby lamprecht shes pretty hot

by 666666666669999999999999999999 July 7, 2011

magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

manky-lamp

A person with one eye which is slightly faulty (poor vision or a twitch)

this is my mate Dave but everyone calls him manky-lamp

by bowie-lover April 25, 2013