Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.
Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
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The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
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