jamaican hot box

Goin into a bathroom and turning on the shower full blast, closing all windows and shutting off all fans, and putting towels in the door cracks and then smoking a lotta weed.

"Jesus Christ Hank, we just Jamaican hot box-ed Cindy's bathroom!!"
"Ya Joe, I'm high as a motherf*cker!!!"

by caughtinthahype September 14, 2008

Chocolate Hot-dog

Also called the butt sausage, the Chocolate Hot-dog is a turd.

Who squeezed out a chocolate hot-dog into the urinal?

by Emilio Prieto December 1, 2010

Hots 'N Hams

Shortened slang for two American favorites: Hotdogs and Hamburgers. I first heard this term from my younger brother (though I am sure it existed beforehand)and it cracked me up. It proves useful as a drunken exclaimation or for when extreme oral laziness takes over.

Mark: C'mon dude we gotta get beer and fire up the grill!

Julie: What are we eating?

Mark: Hots 'N Hams

Julie: You mean hotdogs and ha-

Mark: HOTS 'N HAMS!! That's what I said woman! HOTS 'N HAMS! and BEER!

by Mike Falcigno April 24, 2005

Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.

Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.

by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010

hot check day

The day before payday when you are broke but write a check anyway since chances are you will have your paycheck to the bank before the hot check.

It's finally hot check day. I can go ahead and get the things I need now since I get paid tomorrow.

by bsdavidson360 February 9, 2014

hot buttered biscuit

This defines a women being so attractive that she reminds a man of the satisfying taste of eating a "hot buttered biscuit". Usually, the man would want to "sop" that biscuit up and eat it !

Damn ! That girl reminds me of some hot buttered biscuits. I'd sop her ass up !

by johntailor2048 June 12, 2014

Holland Hot Pocket

The act of cumming inside a girl, then pulling out, coating the penis in flamable liquid, lighting, and waiting. When it gets nice and toasty extinguish by plunging back in. The heat will warm the inside hence the name, hot pocket.

I was givvin' Sandy a Holland Hot Pocket last week and i didnt get back in fast enough, I still got burns on my penis.

by Cbh1990 November 28, 2014