by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016
Get the eye-jaculatemug. A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.
"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."
by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018
Get the tootie eyemug. Perma tiddie eyes is when you constantly see tiddies through your eyes, and all you think of is tiddies, such a hard and shity feeling.
Jimmy-Fuck bro I have the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend
Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend
Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies
by Tiddie Man May 24, 2018
Get the perma tiddie eyesmug. by Nathan Wall March 31, 2009
Get the Whispering Eyemug. A stage in a young persons life (usually during study times) at which upon seeing, and (personally) acknowledging well rounded breasts, the mind tricks them into seeing them everywhere, particularly in script drawings and texts, sometimes enhanced by strange fonts. Very Distracting
His Boobie Eyes came,
after the waitress' presence had him involuntarily stealing glances of her chest. The words the young man was reading seemed to jump out as boobies, every time a double o occurred in the text, even so much as to include nipples, compounding his thoughts into erotic imaginings, and nearly forcing him to stare in search of other boobies.
after the waitress' presence had him involuntarily stealing glances of her chest. The words the young man was reading seemed to jump out as boobies, every time a double o occurred in the text, even so much as to include nipples, compounding his thoughts into erotic imaginings, and nearly forcing him to stare in search of other boobies.
by Subtle_Boomer September 26, 2023
Get the Boobie Eyesmug. A boy named Demetrius. They tend to come across as shy and reserved but when once you get to know them you're stuck in an endless cycle of bullying, lifelong friendship, and terrible driving. Their eyes change color according to the weather and sometimes their mood. They're always hiding so when they do come out of their dens it's a rare sighting and you'd be pretty lucky to see one. They're annoying and make u want to pull your hair out but in the end, they make you laugh and always listen when you need them.
by zorgsaysthanku March 14, 2022
Get the Ocean Eyesmug. who has the biggest heart eyes on a man?
girl, have you seen zayn malik and liam payne looking at each other ? heart eyes motherfucker
girl, have you seen zayn malik and liam payne looking at each other ? heart eyes motherfucker
by ziamsnapqueen October 18, 2020
Get the heart eyesmug.