ur aunt a cunt

The worst insult of all. Way worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp a tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother combined. It even beats the famous No U. Only use in the most drastic situation. (Instantly transforms you into a god when said)

Jerry: ur mom gay
Jason: ur dad lesbian

Jerry: ur granny tranny
Jason: ur gramp a tramp
Jerry: no u
Jason: you leave me no choice I now call the words of gods that will annihilate you
Jerry: do hoe you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Jerry: *dies of AIDS, HIV, and Cancer combined*

by Jsmahser May 25, 2018

Alaskan thunder cunt

When you put Ice pack on your cunt then fuck a stranger till their dick get soft because of the cold.

Damn Janet, I gave that guy from the club an Alaskan thunder cunt!!!! He was so mad!!!!!

by Alaskan thunder cunt July 2, 2017

Cold cunt of a place

Extremely cold place

That Goulburn, its a cold cunt of a place, wouldn't catch me there for quids mate.

by Skribbles13 February 19, 2018

Fat Cunt Face

When someone has a unbelievably punchable face. A face begging to be punched.

'Lucy really does have a Fat Cunt Face. If I had my bike, I'd cycle over there and punch her in it!'

by iJALv June 21, 2016

Fucking Danish Cunts

People of the Danish persuasion, in a position of power, that act in a petty way. They will actively block progress and cause pain and discomfort.

Those Fucking Danish Cunts keep on blocking our orders! Bloody FDC's!

by Doctor HiFi April 30, 2020

coagulated cunt spatter

The Most disgusting way to say period blood

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

by TheFATman101294 May 24, 2012

Cunt over Cleavage

A reimagining of the historical colloquialism 'Ass over tit' whereby a person suffers some sort of accident, executes an elaborate fall and lands heavily on the ground. Can be used to describe an actual physical situation, or an unsuccessful process.

The flammin' dog ran in front of me as I was coming out of the kitchen with my hands full and I went Cunt over Cleavage.

The project manager is a useless as tits on a bull, and the whole operation has gone Cunt over Cleavage.

by Blusideup October 26, 2022