exploding butt syndrome

When you go to shit and everything rockets out of your ass all at once, and is usually part liquid.

My wife can't have milk because she suffers from EBS (Exploding Butt Syndrome)

by sirpoopsalotSR March 12, 2014

Glitch nibba syndrome

When one has no control over their body and has a random spaz attack. It may look like a seizure, but it is simply a glitch. Originated from wreck it Ralph

Ethan: Yo what's up davi- (glitching)

David: Yo wtf, is he dying?
Aleks: nah fam he just got glitch nibba syndrome

Christian: yeah he can't control it

by Baller oh June 29, 2018

big thumb syndrome

when your thumbs are physically too big to text causing a shit ton of typos. Also known as bts for short.

man! Im so sorry I keep making typos! it seems like my big thumb syndrome is getting worse!

by Will mcclaire September 16, 2015

Ass Nigga Syndrome

When an ass nigga thinks their good at a game but they're not.
Symptoms include:

Ass gameplay
Less then basic understanding of a game
Thinking they know everything
Going on the internet and talk shit behind a screen

Place in no tournaments yet still talk trash
Complains about losing
and finally being a trash ass nigga

He got Ass Nigga Syndrome! That nigga ass.

by Professor MVP September 17, 2020

Hard Titty Syndrome

When your nipples are hard even when you are hot or cold

Zoe was diagnosed with Hard Titty Syndrome last night.

by Catluver696969 October 20, 2016

empty pocket syndrome

When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.

Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?

Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.

Bob: Bummer

by dherbig April 19, 2011

Headphone Neck Syndrome

A rare medical condition requiring one to wear headphones around his or her neck at all times. Especially common among Western young adult/teenage males and promoters within the entertainment industry.

Young Adult 1: What's Mike got on his neck? Looks like a big chunk of metal.
Young Adult 2: Oh, he's got Headphone Neck Syndrome.
Young Adult 1: Is it contagious?
Young Adult 2: Very! The Beats by Dre type is the most common form of this blight.

by Bansky September 12, 2013