Nut-As-Much-As-You-Want-November

It’s the opposite of No-Nut-November.
When instead of not “Nutting” on November, you can “Nut” as much as you want.

Man I can’t wait to nut on “Nut-As-Much-As-You-Want-November.”

by Nick Nocturne September 30, 2020

The old Naughty Nut Finger Trick

When your making love and your ole lady sticks her finger up your butt without asking

Jason can’t stand when Bonnie does the old naughty nut finger trick.

by firehousebiker November 4, 2019

does sam suck olivias nuts

yes. yes he sure does

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am

by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019

Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.

Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

shut up and swallow a nut up

kurupt says that line not snoop dogg you stupid wigger

tools like rick d should shut up and swallow a nut up

by nick d is gay November 17, 2004

nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich

A super sloppy blowjob when a girl licks underneath your balls and you blow in her mouth.

The girl said she likes to give head so I served her up a nice nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich...needless to say she gobbled it up!

by enonemouswon117 June 27, 2007

Getting your nuts out of the pond

Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.

Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.

Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.

by ScepticalSapien August 25, 2021