Monkey Dick 

A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.

"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham

Monkey Dick by David Shaw February 17, 2004

Sand Monkey 

A reference to a person who has had a prolonged sexual drought. These people usually can be tagged with the name 'sand monkey' after a period beyond 5 months of sexual inactivity.

Man Crocker hasnt picked up in ages, hes such a sand monkey

Sand Monkey by Fleachad September 8, 2010

purple monkey dishwasher 

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.

"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

purple monkey dishwasher by melissa November 25, 2003

monkey 

"feeding the monkey" or "having the monkey" is the glaswigean for the need to have a spliff as soon as possible. it can also mean a general urge to do something silly and not really useful.

hey willy,fancy feeding the monkey?

monkey by giorgiorodin August 30, 2006

The Monkey 

The Monkey Is Good
The Monkey Is Great
We Surrendur Ourselves As Of This Date.


The Monkey is the wise and cruel god, who rules the Earth from his throne in the centre of the Earth.
He's bloody brilliant.

OMG I GOT LEPORASY!!!!11
Must be The Monkey.

The Monkey by Anonymous June 27, 2003

lube monkey 

Any type of monkey being rubbed down with lubricant my a human.

To put anal lubricant on a chimp. (lube monkey)

lube monkey by adam jackson August 17, 2006

Funny Monkey 

A monkey that's funny, supid, or ugly. Now that I think about, it can be any kind of monkey, but all is at least funny. XD

That monkey with the green hat was a very funny monkey.

Funny Monkey by SSC March 5, 2008