Jack Morgan

A basketball playing stoner. Constantly loses the competition to his enemy. Also needs a regular supply of tinfoil and gas! Known around the school as 4pf.Wiz or just Wiz.

Random Stoner: Aye Jack Morgan (Wiz), you got da pack on you?

Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart

Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?

by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019

Jack

The absolute dumbest person you will meet, very rude and selfish, unhygienic, walks like a giraffe and thinks he's the man. Does griddy way to much even tho its not funny anymore. small everything

Person 1: “i think i like jack”
Person 2: “JACK?”
Person 1: “yeah..”
Person 2: “we are NOT friends anymore wtf”

by Little_timmy-yum January 26, 2023

Georgian Giggle-jack

The action of stuffing peach cobbler into you urethra and they having a 3 hour jerk circle with your mate in which the end product of peach cobbler semen is preserved eaten to be eaten on thanksgiving while listening to the Georgian news and giggling at how absurd this definition is.

He Georgian Giggle-jacked that guy and while listening to the Georgia news they iggled

by Super Nyquil December 26, 2024

Jack brook

So funny sweet and rock solid, in other words he's a fucking monster. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world that's ever been loved, he's very hot ,sexy and intelligent you have to be kooky to date this geeza

Jack brook- hard as fuck and not just in bed 😉

by Jackbrook September 17, 2017

Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.

Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.

by GarTig December 30, 2019

jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a very unbecoming and less than savory way and without any concern for those around them.

Did you see that guy? That is a total jack-twat!!

by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020

Jack

shit hoyts worker

jacks on? i wish evie was here :/

by curledpj January 5, 2024