dirty lawnchair

The gentleman takes off his belt and inserts it into the ladies' anus. He then proceeds to remove it and strike her across the back with the soiled end until she resembles a dirty lawnchair.

My girl got wasted at the governors ball so I had to give her a dirty lawnchair.

by Joe81 August 11, 2006

dirty lucas

when you push your thumb between you index and middle fingers and shove it up someone's left nostril.

man, that jason gave me a dirty lucas earlier today. my nose STILL hurts!

by ballsweat December 17, 2007

Dirty Frodo

When someone shits or pisses into another persons shoe. The person then puts the shoe on and gets crap or urine squished between all of thier toes and on their foot.

"Hey Jim has nasty ass feet"

"No he just got Dirty Frodo'd last night at Tom's house"

by C-Unit from da club December 22, 2007

dirty haven

the act of leaving a shower, supposedly clean, but yet still smell like the underside of a rotten beaver covered in shit stains

Man someone pulled a dirty haven in the gym.

by The center of Collbran Job Cor August 17, 2015

Dirty Spider

A sexual act in which you do doggystyle up against a wall, before you climax you pull out and ram your dick into the girl's ass as hard as you can, she'll scream and climb the wall like a spider.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally dirty spidered her last night!"
Guy 2 "Oh that's why she can't walk properly today"

by chaosxcv August 9, 2018

Dirty Andy

To defecate into a Cantelope, and crack an egg into your partners Gaping Anus, while jackhammering their eroded Bologna hole from off of a ladder.

I came home from work early and found my wife getting a Dirty Andy from the neighbor. They didn't even put my ladder back, Phil.

by Kronikunt420 October 4, 2018

dirty abbey

When someone loses their juul and they climb into a dumpster so that they can still get their nicotine buzz. That is a dirty abbey.

I blacked out last night broke my wrist but the worst of all is that I pulled a dirty abbey.

by Tobutlover947382 April 12, 2020