Cum dumpster

storage unit for cum

look! a hobo jumped into the Cum dumpster!!!

by Reggie from Nintendo April 27, 2020

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National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020

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Cum

A sperm

Cum blahnik blahnik gets pregnant yay oh wait imma leave like my dad, peace

by Cambreah May 6, 2020

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Cum bun: When a man cums on the area between two toes, mainly between the second and third, that resembles a hamburger, or hotdog bun (depending on the length and width of your toes). The cum lays atop the crevice, like mustard on a hotdog bun.

I couldn't resist her chubby toes so I had to cum right down the middle of her cum bun.

by The Red Balloon May 16, 2020

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Cummings

Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.

He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.

by Monkey House May 25, 2020

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Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"

by DominicCummins May 25, 2020

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