by Hello i like poop December 22, 2020
Get the Poopmug. A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.
"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."
by King12401 July 31, 2022
Get the Politician Poopmug. A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.
by poopdefender February 10, 2023
Get the poop gnomemug. im pooping
by pooooooooooopppp329789ejhd October 9, 2020
Get the Poopmug. The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!
by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014
Get the poop mangemug. Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020
Get the Poop and shootmug. 