Eye Constipation

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.

The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.

by Marshi_eee May 8, 2022

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

eye of the traceur

The Way That One's Sense Of Sight Changes From Parkour And Freerunning

The freerunner has the eye of the traceur

by Aaron Parkour December 29, 2015

Whispering Eye

A passageway leading into the female reproductive system; vagina

I've had my eye on her whispering eye for a while.

by Candy Land Man March 24, 2009

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021

Orlando Eye

The Orlando Eye is the action, of poking your sexual partners eyes, farting repeatedly in his/her's face, and then proceeding to throw off her skyscraper.

Timmy: Yo Mark, did you hear what I did with Becky last night?
Mark: No, what did you do with Becky last night?
Timmy: She got the ole orlando eye treatment!

by thebooman21! April 21, 2023

Mad Eyes

A charming old chap who really likes trapping you with his walls.

Oh no, It's Mad Eyes. We're dead.

by oneoldboi November 9, 2020