Off my chops

A phrase that describes the state of being heavily intoxicated by drugs or alcohol

Garry: Did you enjoy the club last night?
Fintan: I can’t remember man, I took a lot of MD and I was off my chops

by Sexypaolosopranidude November 1, 2020

Jack Off January

Jack off every day of the month. This can also be done with the homies

"Are you participating in Jack Off January"
"Yeah"
"Wanna do it together"
"Na Bro, That's gay!"

by Bataling November 3, 2020

Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.

"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"

by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020

take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

suck the hell off

It's a way of saying piss off but it also mean you can suck my penis while burning in hell.

Tommy: You can suck the hell off
Jimmy: Ok

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

off the back of a lorry

It was probably stolen.

I don't know where she got that new jacket, maybe off the back of a lorry

by LadyN April 3, 2017

off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017