john-karl

my big dick ahh mans he be groaning in my ear like oo oo haa haa!

damn that dick gargantuan, that’s gotta be John-Karl

by Ysbny October 17, 2022

John cena

A invisible man willing to hurt you at any cost

Look it's famous wrestler john cena

by Bob the build 1768 September 26, 2022

John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

John

Most boring, fucking basic ass name

Person 1: Hey! What’s your name?
Person 2: John!
Person 1: oh fuck *walks away*

by Zxulh February 6, 2022

John

Noun; can be used in place of of any object or thing

Man put that John away
I gotta go charge my John

Bros got a bag full of Johns

by SlickDook69 January 24, 2023

John

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )

omg UwU I love John

by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021

Al & John

Made for eachother.

OMG, that couple is sooooo Al & John.

by Haysooos November 13, 2010