Booze Day Tuesday

The close cousin of Thirsty Thursday.
Booze Day Tuesday if for those who just cannot wait until Thursday to get sloppy drunk.

R: Dude, I really have to write this biology lab report!
D: No way! It's Booze Day Tuesday!
R: I thought we were drinking on Thirsty Thursday?
D: I can't wait that long.

by Team Sexy Bitches May 12, 2011

Dead Laden Day

May 1, 2011, the day it was announced that Osama Bin Laden was killed by U.S. forces.

Let's celebrate - it's Dead Laden Day!

by MisterZen May 25, 2011

fine structure day

Like Pi day, but using the fine structure constant 1/137 = 0.00729. So, the day is July 29th.

You: "Happy fine structure day"
Random Guy: "What the hell is that?!"

by physics nerd March 15, 2013

HJ's on Holy Days

When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.

Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.

Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…

Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days

by deucebiggss February 27, 2014

early green day

The 'golden years' of the band's existance, many look back on this time with warm, fuzzy, and blurry memories. Early Green Day is most commonly cited to have existed from 1987-2000 and is known for such hits as "Going To Pasalacqua", "Paper Lanterns", "2000 Light Years Away", "Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?", "Longview", "Basket Case", "She", "When I Come Around", "Walking Contradiction", "Brain Stew", "Hitchin' A Ride", "Redundant", "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)", "Warning", and "Minority" to name a few. Pretty much anything before American Idiot. Many 'h4rdcore 1337' fans tend to reference this version of the band to make pre-teen "21 Guns" fans feel stupid, which they should...

early green day , green day , punk , dookie , insomniac , kerplunk , 1039 smoothed out slappy hours , nimrod , warning

by Hingle McDonald Starbucks KFC December 20, 2013

Good Penis Day

A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.

Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.

by jbarryd October 27, 2016

National 77 Day

The day on which the great “that Niggah” (leader of the council of 77) was born. Held on March 25th.

I can’t wait for National 77 Day!

by IcySavageFrm443 March 3, 2019