by JakeWake1 March 15, 2023
Get the Side eyemug. Old Icelandic proverb, uttered two times in Njal's saga and meaning that duties often come together with family ties.
Thorgerd spoke to Ketil:"Oskuld is dead, as we know. Now keep in mind what you promised when you took him as yours foster-son".
"It may well be", he said, "that I made many promises then, because I never expected days like these would come. In fact, I'm in a difficult position, since I'm married to Njal's daughter - the nose is near to the eyes".
~Njal's saga, translated by Robert Cook
"It may well be", he said, "that I made many promises then, because I never expected days like these would come. In fact, I'm in a difficult position, since I'm married to Njal's daughter - the nose is near to the eyes".
~Njal's saga, translated by Robert Cook
by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 8, 2022
Get the The nose is near to the eyesmug. by bigmeatysack April 15, 2023
Get the Resting Stank Eyemug. When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023
Get the Wad Eyemug. When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.
Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.
Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.
Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.
Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.
Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.
by trashtalkasias March 16, 2022
Get the Eye Proofmug. When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.
Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
by Erkk187 May 21, 2022
Get the Crab eyesmug. Perma tiddie eyes is when you constantly see tiddies through your eyes, and all you think of is tiddies, such a hard and shity feeling.
Jimmy-Fuck bro I have the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend
Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend
Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies
by Tiddie Man May 24, 2018
Get the perma tiddie eyesmug.