by Yair Serrano September 19, 2017
Get the john serranomug. Some very muscular guy that works as a entertainer by wrestling.Recently undergoes neck surgery. Has a girlfriend named Nikki Bella.
Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.
Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.
by VU1218 September 18, 2016
Get the John Cenamug. 
"CMONN baby its 20 fucking 23 baby lets fuckin get it baby CMONN do it right baby do it johnn styleee cmon u know what we tb u know what we reppinn bruh fuckinn 503 the fuck is up?? lead that shit in 2023 ik how to fuckin do it where i come from cmon bruh"
by Dys😩 January 17, 2023
Get the John Stylemug. John Ward is an omnipresent being who boasts tremendous power and influence on the going ons in the universe. Renowned for having a bald patch on his head.
by FlamingBallsack69 May 24, 2024
Get the John Wardmug. Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.
by John Rumple March 29, 2021
Get the john Hopkinmug. While the name John may be common, and versatile as it is a preferred euphemism for some mundane and not so mundane things; the "cis gender" male John is anything but. There are many human male Johns on the planet, and while no two are the same, there does seem to be a preferred type. An extensive poll of attractive, loyal, kind, intelligent, hardworking and endearing woman, found that the most coveted of Johns seem to be this hybrid of dorky yet extremely masculine man. Let's just say hypothetically, that said John was out kayaking with a childhood crush, it would not be uncommon, for that crush to look over at him, and think " Oh my God, not only has this mid life crisis morphed him into Homer Simpson, but I am completely and utterly in love with that Duff drinking goofball".
As she tried to kayak herself out of the circle she kept paddling herself into, Beth was growing increasingly frustrated, wondering when she would finally get to consummate her relationship with John.
by A&Please me June 16, 2022
Get the Johnmug.